This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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