You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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