is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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