i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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