yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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