what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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