I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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