yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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