You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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