Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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