I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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