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(225): View more from Louisiana

"Monday" is guna come over...

(1-225): View more from Louisiana

but its Thursday?

(225): View more from Louisiana

yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go

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(845): View more from New York

My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet

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(309): View more from Illinois

My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?

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(914): View more from New York

This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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(989): View more from Michigan

his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.

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(719): View more from Colorado

If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message

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(940): View more from Texas

Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.

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