Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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