Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The adults are the big ones right?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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