My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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