therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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