i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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