Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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