she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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