Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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