Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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