Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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