I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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