Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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