And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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