There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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