If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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