Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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