just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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