your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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