I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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