Jerry, you need to find god
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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