I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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