haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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