Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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