He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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