She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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