she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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