? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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