Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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