FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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