I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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