I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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