Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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