It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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