I've blown a few things in my day
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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