At least make sure they are 18
Why
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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