She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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