Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize