Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize