Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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