I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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