So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So. Much. Porn.
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