Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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