Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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