wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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